KRISTEN'S STORY - WINNER
FART JEANS...YEP...
You ever been out somewhere and let loose a fart that could embarrass you for the rest of your life and smell up an entire building? Well, now there are jeans that claim to hide the smell and they're called Flatulence Jeans. The jeans are made by Shreddies, the company that makes flatulence underwear for men and women. According to their website, "the jeans feature a carbon lining that gives increased protection and more freedom to enter social situations." To get the best results, the company recommends pairing the underwear and the jeans for maximum protection. The jeans seem perfect for winter, keep you buns warm, however I imagine coming home, taking them off and whoosh.
JASON'S STORY -
STUDENTS SERVED KANGAROO MEAT IN CHILI AT SCHOOL WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE
Students in Nebraska were served kangaroo meat mixed with beef in chili at school last week without their knowledge, and the district superintendent is hopping mad about it.
The head cafeteria cook served the meat because of its nutritional value. Kangaroo meat is mostly produced in Australia from wild animals, which are killed as part of a wildlife population management program, according to the Australian government.
The head cafeteria cook is no longer employed at the school.