JASON’S PICK
Ohio Man Sees Jesus in Bird Droppings on Car Windshield
Christ has finally chosen to reveal himself in the form of bird droppings on an Ohio man's windshield. From ABC's local news bureau:
Is it a sign of a possible miracle on the car windshield owned by a Northeast Ohio man? See for yourself.
The picture was taken by Jim Lawry. Mr. Lawry was in the driveway of his parent's Brooklyn, Ohio
Others might hesitate to speculate; not us. This is It. The other appearances of Jesus in toast, in trees, on old pizza and in incorrectly steamed hamburger buns, those were visions seen through a glass but darkly. Now we see face to face.
Lawry's son, parents, and friends all came out to look. And they too were amazed. In an email to NewsChannel 5, Lawry said he believed it was some sort of sign and wanted to share.
And lo, the LORD gave unto them a sign: he appeared in the form of the poop of a bird. And the people said, Yea, this is right wonderful, LORD; is there any particular message you wish to deliver to a sore and groaning world? And the LORD said Not really, this is just a general sort of sign, I guess mostly a reminder? Thought you'd get a kick out of it anyhow, and the people said Oh, okay, then.
The bird was not available for comment.
KRISTEN’S PICK
Mascara that lasts for 28 days??
Wow! Has anyone tried this? It is a gel eyelash tint that can also be used on your eyebrows. It says that it will not run…ever. At $29.98 a bottle you will have two years of gorgeous lashes in just one bottle.
FRECKLES' PICK - WINNER
New Toothpaste Made from Chocolate
Guess what’s good for your teeth …? Chocolate!
A toothpaste called Theodent has recently hit the market, and it promises to strengthen the enamel of teeth by using a natural extract from the cocoa bean.
The substance, called theobromine, was discovered to be beneficial to teeth by a doctor in the 1980s – and he’s developed a fluoride free- toothpaste, which he claims works even better than the regular fluoride stuff we’re used to. (MSN.com)
